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He has the cutest smile.
He has the brightest, most gorgeous eyes.
He has the most adorable laugh.
He has the sweetest, dorkiest personality.
The little things he does irk you, but you still love him.
You don't want to live without him.

I didn't mention a name, but you were thinking about someone, weren't you?

(I love this poem, dammnnn true) :# :X :F :B :P :]. -Victoria

9 Things Not to Say Via Text Message …

text Messaging Tips are sometimes hard to take. With this generation constantly shooting off countless numbers of texts a day, it can be hard to keep track of what you are writing – and to who. This year is the first year that I’ve started to text heavily and I have to say, there aren’t a whole lot of text messaging tips out there for what not to say in a text. Well ladies, don’t worry, I’ve come up with the top 9 text messaging tips to help you when you’re starting to break into texting!

1. Breaking up

One of the first text messaging tips that I’m going to talk about is breaking up. DO NOT – yes, I repeat, do not break up Via text message. Breaking up is such a personal thing and texting your boy/girlfriend to break up with them is so not personal and it’s pretty insulting.

2. Coming Out

Love is love, it doesn’t matter who you love but if you are thinking about coming out to your friends, family – mom and dad, don’t do it through a text message! This is one of the text messaging tips that I really believe in fully – coming out is a conversation face-to-face, not through a few words on a screen. So bite the bullet and call your parents over for brunch if you are going to come out to them.

3. I’m Pregnant

Whether this is good or bad news, this is one of the text messaging tips that you should totally follow: don’t tell your parents you’re pregnant over text! If it is bad news, they are probably going to be upset and if it’s good news, they will want to share in the good news with you. So pick up the phone or go see them!

4. Serious Health Issues

While text messaging might be an easy way to get the word out, if it is about some serious health issues or someone got in a car accident – call instead of text. While I love to text my mom to let her know I’m okay, I couldn’t imagine texting her that I was in the hospital. Whenever health is concerned and it could be bad news, make sure you’re picking up the phone!

5. Engagement Announcement

If you just got engaged – why hold in the excitement and just shoot off a text message? Call your friends, call your family and let them know! I promise, they’ll want to share in the excitement with you and know all of the little details that you just can’t send Via text message.

6. Trash-Talking

Oh-em-gee, this one got me in trouble. So one time, I was trash-talking to a friend of mine via text message. Instead of sending it to my BFF I was trash talking to, I actually sent it to the friend I was talking about. Sound familiar? Just keep the trash talking to a phone call and you’ll never have to cover up your tracks again!

7. Bad News

This is one of the text messaging tips that goes hand-in-hand with not texting serious health issues, however – it should go for all bad news. So you found out you didn’t get the job, you found out you got fired, found out that your dog died … don’t text it, call someone! I promise, it’ll be better all around and you’ll feel better in no time at all.

8. You’re Fired

Maybe you are the boss and you utilize texting to keep your assistant in line. If that sounds like you, don’t use text messages to fire them. If they are truly fired for a good reason, sit them down and explain it to them – it’ll be so much more personal!

9. Drunk Texting

Finally, let’s move onto the most popular – drunk texting! I’ve been the victim of so many drunk texts from my BFF and I have to say … sometimes it’s horrible! Half the time, I can’t understand what the text message means and the other half, he doesn’t respond back because he’s passed out. As a victim of constant drunk texting … just don’t do it! Texting is awesome – don’t get me wrong, I text all the time, but I do follow most of these text messaging tips. Texting shouldn’t be annoying, it should be used as a quick and easy way to communicate when you’re bored and looking for a friend to entertain you. What text messaging tips do y’all use? Do you have any I missed?

101 Things Your Man Would Do If He Loves You

We all know that men and women are different! One of major differences is that most men show their affection through their actions not their words. Quite the opposite, most women show their affection through their words. This major difference creates many issues for women who fail to understand men’s nature and mentality when it comes to showing their affection. Below is a list of examples how men show their love and affection.

1. He includes in his future plans.
2. He doesn’t spend money on luxury items, because he thinks they are too expensive. But he would buy a luxury item for you on very special occasion.
3. He won’t just go watch TV after dinner, he will take out the trash and wash dishes for you.
4. He won’t force you to have sex when you told him you are exhausted from a hard day’s work.
5. He doesn’t mind you using and browsing his computer because he has nothing to hide.
6. He encourages you to do anything that pleases you.
7. When you are having a mood swing, he will try to comfort and pamper you.
8. He is willing to go to a market and buy tampons for you when it is necessary.
9. He thinks you are cute when you are acting and being hysterical.
10. He is willing to watch a chick flick with you even he hates it with passion.
11. When you told him you are feeling insecure, he will take it very seriously and take actions.
12. He hugs you all the time.
13. He kisses you all the time.
14. When he is having sex with you, it feels like making love.
15. He feels sorry when he works overtime because he cannot be with you.
16. He tells you “I love you” every single day.
17. Everything he does, he does it for you.
18. When you are alone you don’t feel lonely, because you know his heart is always with you.
19. When you are upset, he truly cares about why.
20. If he missed you call, he will call you back as soon as he can.
21. He doesn’t bother you about your past, he lets the past be in the past.
22. When he has a business trip, he wants to take you with him.
23. He remembers everything you said.
24. You look taller than him when you wear high heels, but he doesn’t mind.
25. He doesn’t let you do all the house cleaning, he is more than willing to help.
26. When you are sick, he will stay by your side.
27. When there is an earthquake he will hold you tight in his arms.
28. He thinks you look pretty without makeup.
29. When you and him are talking heart to heart, he cries happy tears.
30. He gets jealous whenever you are talking to other men.
31. When you and him are fighting, he always apologize first.
32. He doesn’t mind when you try to give him a hickie on his chest.
33. He gives you compliments all the time.
34. He is willing to spend his leisure time to fix your computer for you.
35. When you did something wrong, he tries his best to let it go.
36. When there is a long vacation, he will include you in his vacation plan.
37. He brings you favorite flowers.
38. He shows you his vulnerable side that his friends never knew about.
39. He has your pictures in his cell phone
40. When he is sick, he won’t let you drink from his glass.
41. He remembers your favorite song and movie.
42. He calls you by that cute nickname that he gave you.
43. No matter what happens, he is always on your side.
44. When someone is rude to you, he will stand up and defend you.
45. He is willing to go grocery shopping with you, even you would take more than 40 minutes browsing.
46. He is willing to go the mall with you, even you would take hours to find a dress.
47. He surprises you with a pair of Celine Dion concert tickets, even he hates her music with passion.
48. He surprises you with a necklace that you always wanted.
49. Whenever he is having his favorite dessert, he shares it with you.
50. He gets upset when you sleep late, because he worries about your heath more than anything.
51. He always holds your hand in public.
52. He is willing to carry your purse when your arms are sore, even he thinks it is embarrassing.
53. He doesn’t complain when you gained weight.
54. When you arrive late on your date, he still smiles.
55. He will doesn’t yell at you.
56. He never lays his hands on you during arguments.
57. He compliments you in front of his friends.
58. When he is going to hang out with his friends, he invites you to come along.
59. When you ask him over and over about his feelings, he doesn’t get impatient.
60. When you are being paranoid towards his friendship with his female friends, he is willing to explain.
61. When you play chess, he always let you win on purpose.
62. He always tries his best to keep his promises.
63. When he went out with his friends, he will always pack some snacks for you.
64. He doesn’t turn his cell phone on silent when he is with you.
65. When you cook for him, he will finish everything.
66. He is willing to watch Sex and City with you, even he hates with passion.
67. He wears the ring you bought for him everyday.
68. He spoils you because he loves you.
69. When he doesn’t like the way you dress, he will remind you but he never criticizes you.
70. He never forgets your birthday.
71. He never forgets your anniversary.
72. He will always give you something on Christmas and Valentine.
73. When you are jealous, he is willing to take time to explain.
74. When you and him have an argument, he is willing to back down even if he was right.
75. He tells that you are irreplaceable.
76. When you are promoted at work, he is happier than you are.
77. He never pressurize you to do anything you don’t want to do.
78. He puts your feelings before his own.
79. When he is exhausted, he is still willing to listen to your feelings.
80. When there is an issue, he is willing to communicate.
81. If something comes up and he has to cancel the date, he will make it up to you.
82. He doesn’t get angry when you missed his call.
83. When his mother doesn’t like you, he defends you.
84. When his mother is being rude to you, he will try to defend you.
85. He downloads your favorite music for you.
86. When you cancel your date to go out with your girlfriends, he will understand.
87. He cuddles you to sleep.
88. He kisses you good morning and good night.
89. He let you know that your happiness is his happiness.
90. When you did something wrong, if he forgives you, he will never mention it again.
91. He is willing to show he is in a relationship on his Facebook.
92. He doesn’t mind to let know his Facebook account password.
93. He won’t let you carry any heavy object, he will carry it for you.
94. When he goes clubbing, he will not go without you.
95. When he goes out drinking, he wants you to come along.
96. He will always treat you with respect. Even during arguments.
97. He will call you on his trip to check if you are doing fine, and to let you know he is ok.
98. He doesn’t mind when you ask about his work schedule.
99. When something wonderful happens, you are the first person he wants to share the good news.
100. He showers you with love, tenderness, and patience.
101. He is willing to go out his way to please you.

Signs To Know If He Is Into You

How do you tell if a guy is actually in love with you and cares about you even if he doesn’t prefer spelling those magical words? Men do not always express what they feel. Your man may not be telling you that he likes you but he might be giving out signs that say he is interested in you. It is just up to you to recognize these signs and learn that your guy is actually interested and is in love. On the other hand, it is an art to make a man confess his love and make him shower tones of it on you perpetually.

Here are some signs to know if he’s into you:

The guy’s body movements will let you know if he is interested in you. Men who are attracted to a woman often point their body towards the direction of the woman. In addition to this, the pupils of the men’s eyes tend to increase in size and blink more often when they look at a woman that they are attracted to. If a man shows some body signs such as these when they are with you, they are more likely interested in you.

A guy is interested in you if he always wants to talk to you and to be with you often. Men generally want to hang out with other men. If a man decides that he wants to go out and talk more with a particular woman, it is more likely that the man is in love with the woman. If the man you are interested in always seems to find time to talk to you or always approaches you regardless of how busy he is, it is more likely that he is showing you that you are special.

A guy is in love with you if he does things that show you are special. A guy may not tell you that he loves you but if he does things that show you are special, the guy is more likely interested and is in love with you. Guys may show you that you are special by giving you flowers or gifts even without special occasions. In addition to this, since most of the guys tend to forget a lot of special occasions, you will also know that a guy is in love with you if he is aware of your birthday and other special dates in your life. Some guys also want to express how much they love a girl by inviting them out to spend a special time together.

How do you tell if a guy is in love and cares about you without him even telling you that he loves you? The guy’s body movements will show that he is interested in you. A guy is interested in you if he always wants to talk and to be with you often. A guy is also in love with you if he does things that show you are special. If someone is showing you special signs that he cares for you, take this as a cue that he likes you without him even telling you that he loves you.

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50 Things That Girls Should Know About Guys

1. Guys aren’t psychic, mind telling them what you mean?
2. Guys don’t like to be used as pawns in trying to make your friends jealous.
3. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. Better watch out girls.
4. The biggest turn off for guys is to see girls smoking.
5. The biggest turn on for guys are the girls who workout.
6. Girls who don’t want to listen to the truth shouldn’t be asking any questions.
7. Ending a heated conversation with “Fine” or “Whatever” isn’t considered acceptable.
8. If you want sex, just ask.
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. It takes 10 couples to come up with one sweet thing that they put up in the movies.
10. Only models are able to carry off most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines.
11. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
13. Guys need to be reassured often that they’re still loved.
14. Guys don’t care about how gorgeous you are, it’s goodbye, adios, and sayonara if you’re being a bitch.
15. All guys are kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let them know.
16. Guys are more emotional than you think. If they loved you at one point, it’ll take them a lot longer than you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
17. A guy would do just about anything to get you to notice him.
18. Guys do not look into minute detailing. So, if you gave up a quarter of an inch from your 20 inches long hair, don’t expect your guy to know that instantly.
19. Guys like porn!
20. Anything said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
21.  “The game is on” will be considered an acceptable excuse to postpone any serious conversations.
22. Cooking makes a girl all the more attractive.
23. You can’t get mad if your guy refuses to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of his good-looking friends.
24. Nothing you will ever do will entitle you to operate the remote control, unless operating means handing it to him.
25. The only thing left to be said after sex is “goodnight.”
26. Video games have helped men develop awesome finger skills that only encourage them to play more often.
27. Critiquing a man’s driving is outright unacceptable.
28. Guys’ night outs are sacred events. If you ask any question about it, you’ll be castigated.
29. Believe it or not, 99.5% of the time men honestly don’t mean to hurt you.
30. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
31. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.
32. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
33. Don’t hold it against your guy if he starts to cry after a good sports movie, and was laughing outrageously last night when the two of you were watching an emotional drama saga.
34. Leaving a message like “You know what?! Mmm… Never mind…” would make a guy hanging on to that thought all day long and reach a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. Don’t ever do that!
35. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
36. Guys love you more than you love them.
37. No matter how much guys talk about hotness or sex appeal, personality is key.
38. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
39. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.
40. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
41. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
42. You like when your guy calls and asks you out for dinner and pays for you, right? Well yeah, guys like it once in a while too.
43. It’s natural for a guy’s eyes to wander.
44. It’s not that guys don’t want to make their girlfriends happy; it’s just that sometimes, they don’t know how.
45. A guy would give his right arm to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
46. Not all guys are jerks. Just because one is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents all of them.
47. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he isn’t doing it all for sex. It means he likes you more than you can imagine.
48. Even if you dumped a guy months ago and he loved you, he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be to have you back in his life.
49. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
50. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over novels and make-ups.

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